Macaulay Culkin has a new Velvet Underground cover band that sings about pizza.
Cannot handle. Cannot breathe.
Kitten laying on St. Bernard.
"Self Examination Colon A Rooftop"
I woke up at 5pm today.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.